I’ve had a real sore spot for Torchlight since purchasing it, because I picked it up during a Steam Weekend deal and felt great about getting it for 10 dollars just a few months after its release. In a karmic sort of “Fuck You” fashion, the Steam Christmas Sale started the following Monday, and one of the titles of the day was Torchlight, for 5 dollars! Five dollars less than all of you suckers paid for it a day before! Odds are, you didn’t even have time to play it, and here it is, even cheaper than yesterday!
Naturally, I did what anyone would have done and immediately uninstalled Torchlight, followed by a vow to never play it.
More recently, a buddy introduced me to the wonderfully masochistic world of roguelikes, and I’ve been amazed at how much I enjoy getting my teeth punched in by a video game. For those not in the know, a roguelike is an RPG, usually with turn-based movement, from an over-the-top perspective with reoccurring ideas like perma-death and randomized tilesets. They’re punishing, they’re frustrating, but ultimately they reward you with a great sense of satisfaction whenever you progress.
There’s been a lot of noise about the Diablo III beta this week, and it called to memory the lengthy times spent in puberty frantically left-clicking my mouse to get bigger and better armor and weapons. I couldn’t even remember the last time I had played a hack-and-slash, and the urge to hunt down some loot bit me. Last week, I decided it was time to give it a go, and bitterly moved on past old grudges and reinstalled Torchlight in a fit of Diablo-hype. For completely unrelated reasons, I also simultaneously realized it was time to watch the 1982 hit movie, 48 Hours.
As I started making my first character while listening to racist epithets spill out of Nick Nolte’s gravelly mouth, an interesting proposition arose. The difficulty selection screen had a check box for ‘Hardcore Mode,’ and a compulsion came over me. “I could pussyfoot around this and play on baby mode for babies,” I thought to myself as I stroked my chest hair, “or I could simulate diving headfirst into a wall over and over, like a real man!” I ticked the Hardcore box, and selected the hardest difficulty setting.
Things went pretty swimmingly for about 15 minutes, until I was suddenly overwhelmed by a massive cluster of enemies damaging me faster than I could heal. “No sweat, that was just my first attempt,” I reassured myself. “Can’t expect to do this in one try. Gotta pay more attention from here on out.” Each new attempt started bringing a real thrill as I progressed just a tiny bit farther than I did the previous time, but I was repeatedly distracted by things like Eddie Murphy brandishing a knife at a redneck in a bar. It didn’t take me long to realize that I should probably take it a bit slower, and try a non-hardcore character to test the waters of the game a bit more.
At this point, the movie was nearing its end, and I had to debate in my head if I wanted to watch the sequel, Another 48 Hours, or if I wanted to just focus on the game since hearing the word “convict” every 20 seconds proved itself too great a distraction. I turned off the movie and made it significantly farther than I had with any of my Hardcore characters (as predicted), but something was missing. The gamble of losing all of my progress due to a lapse in attention span was now transformed into something so minor as losing a few gold pieces. The charm had died down a bit, and it became a matter of monotonously left-clicking instead of the moments of tension from earlier when I was outnumbered or had run out of health potions. I decided to turn off the game, since I had lost almost all interest after about half an hour of slogging through without real penalty.
What happened here? It didn’t take long to go sour, and I can definitely say that I was having a lot of fun despite restarting the game from the beginning four times. Why did it jump from a rambunctious romp to a lethargic letdown? Then the thought occurred to me: I had been trying to play Torchlight like a roguelike. Intentionally dooming myself from the start by checking the Hardcore box, my impulsive choice had actually impacted my feelings on the game overall. It was honestly making me wonder if the hack-and-slash genre was even for me anymore, and that I might not get the same joy out of them that I did in decades past. It’s almost as if roguelikes have left a permanent scar on my soul.
Left with a feeling of uncertainty, only time will tell if Diablo III will be able to arouse me with its temptations of bigger and badder swords, or if I’ll need the assistance of a gritty ’80s cop movie to help me cope with losing Hardcore characters at a consistent pace.